A small company in Vermont has produced a toaster that burns the image of Jesus Christ onto every slice of your daily bread. Burnt Impressions, LLC also offers Hemp Leaf and Peace Sign models and hopes to add virgin mary and star of david-themed versions.
For less than 40 dollars consumers can now purchase a toaster that will put the face of Jesus on each piece of bread.
Using special coils that only toast in a specific pattern, the toaster will place a picture of Jesus with radiating beams emanating from Him on your toast.
The man behind the project, Galen Dively III of Vermont, believes these toasters will make a great hit during the holidays and has plans to make a Virgin Mary and Star of David version to compliment the Jesus toaster.
When asked about the choice of putting Jesus on bread, Divley commented that it was simply good public relations for God.
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This is ingenius. I’ll take burnt toast over burnt qurans any day.
This puts a whole new twist on Communion.
I’m going to buy several of these. Pure awesome…
Of course if you cover Jesus with butter or jam you will choak on the toast and go staight to hell.